monkey D I S C L A I M E R;;; independent roleplay blog for Vanellope Von Schweetz from Wreck it Ralph. read guidelines before interacting.
‘No, I’m not going to die,
Yes it hurts, and
Stop touching it! ‘

❝ Does it hurt when I do this — ? ❞
a featherlight poke.
❝ Are ya’ sure you ain’ goin’ to die ? ❞
❝ Seems pretty deadly to me. ❞
❝ What’s up, hobo ? ❞